- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Pull my finger ouch..

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

i had sex.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a black man? Rob

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

penis

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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