What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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