- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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