- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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