Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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