- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are red.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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