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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Has u seen my grammar?

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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