- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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