It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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no.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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