- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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