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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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