A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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cory is gay

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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hello

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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