- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

The government

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

what?

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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