A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Kevin and Ramin

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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canada

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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