- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

if got a joke if fogot it

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

guess what what ...

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Read a Book.

Skinny people fart less.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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