A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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