How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Jersey Shore.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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