- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What comes after 69? 70

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

hola said the chinese man

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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