a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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i committed murder

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Barbara Streisand

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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