- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

haha black people :D

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

whats black? the colour

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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