Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

13 =B you just learned something

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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