- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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