- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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