what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's big and purple? Barney

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Jersey Shore.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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