Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Neil Lewis

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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lets bomb africa

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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