Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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