- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's 2+2? Fish

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)