- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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