Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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9/11

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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women's rights

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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