Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Nickelback

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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blubber vaginass CC

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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William Raines.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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My life

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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