what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Nickelback

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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blubber vaginass CC

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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William Raines.

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My life

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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