What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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nice tits.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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