- Anti Joke

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats green and slimy? green slim

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

I'd like to make a withdraw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore