Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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