What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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