A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Knock knock *open*

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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