- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is not a joke.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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