- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

what did jacob say to coach a joke

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

you see theres this guy.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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