- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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