An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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your face

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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