What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

an emo girl walked into a white room

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A pope meets another one

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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