- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

black people swimming

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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