An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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