- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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