2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Knock, knock. Come in.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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