Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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