How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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alert('The Game')

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A: Do you like it B: No

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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