- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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