- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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