Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

PENIS that is all

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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