Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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quantum physics?

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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