Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Terraria

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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