- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Gordon Brown smiles.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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