Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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