what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Anti Jokes = Drained

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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