- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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