- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Knock, Knock Who's There

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Latvia isn't a joke

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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