What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Katy Perry

What hurts like hell? HELL

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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