Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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