- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

I'm rick james bitch

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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