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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You were born.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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