Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Women's rights

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Neil is a reterd.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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